Tuesday, May 29, 2007

It's Not A Baseball Game, You Idiot, It's A Presidential Debate

"Fox broadcasts the World Series, too, but is it any less of a World Series because it's on Fox? Ask the fans in St. Louis, or Anaheim, or Boston," the Ohio Democrat said in a statement released by his campaign. "Lets face it, the race for the presidency is the World Series of politics, and here you have three candidates for President who are admitting that not only can they not hit right-handed pitching, they're even afraid to step up to the plate and take a swing. Well, I'm one candidate for President who can hit any pitch anyone throws at me. And I'll be taking the field in Detroit this September with the Congressional Black Caucus."


This is just an idiotic statement. I hope these assholes get their insides rearranged by the FOX guys, who will undoubtedly take every pot shot available. The comparison to baseball really shows that Kucinich knows even less about baseball than he does about politics. There won't be any pitches thrown...FOX is all about "walking." There will be no opportunity to "hit one out of the park" for Kucinich and his fellow Two. It will be four balls, a walk, with NO COMMENT!

Besides, it's not "fear" that has made the other Democratic candidates decline to participate in the debate. The fact that Kucinich would say this proves, pretty much, that he's just one of the little dogs still licking the poop drops of the big dogs that walk before him.

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