6 New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.Pouring myself a little rum over some ice, and preparing to drink my "flavored water" of choice!
The above was part of George Carlin's "new" rules.
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