"Don't look now", said The Partner, "We've got a cart stalker."
I kept walking and beat it down the coffee aisle when I noticed Simon pass over to the next aisle. I decided to throw off the pace by swinging into the book section when I noticed Simon stop over at the sock display. While he was distracted I headed down the spice aisle to grab a bottle of olive oil when he comes up behind me, looks at the dried onion flakes, and then grabs a bottle of olive oil for his own cart.
When I ran into Simon again by the soaps, I noticed he had gone back and gotten the same parmesean cracker breads I got and the 3 pack of English Cucumbers he missed while I tried to lose him by the tomatoes.
So to toally step up the game I grabbed a pack of Pampers and a bottle of Neutrogena Body Oil. "Take that, Mr. McNoseypants" ,I said to myself, and headed toward the checkout. He didn't follow and he didn't take the bait of the Pampers or the body wash.
HAHAHAHA. Every night should end with as much laughter! I just LOVE the Food Whore!
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