Taking the lead of the White House---as all patriotic American boys and girls should do---C&J officially blames Newsweek for the following:
Droughts, floods and hailstorms. Fleas. The Cs, Ds and Fs I got in school. Computer freeze-up. Peeling paint. Graffiti. Potholes. My handwriting. Trolls. Clogged pipes and leaky basements. Zits, blackheads and Eczema. Base closures. Gas prices. Global warming and gout. Dust mites. Powerline, Instapundit, Little Green Footballs and anal leakage (sorry for the redundancy). The decline of western civilization. Tone deafness.
Infomercials. Exploding donkey carts. Yappy dogs. Root rot. Dead batteries. Anakin turning to the dark side of The Force. Bloating. Idi Amin, Clay Aiken and Ann Coulter. Dirty dishes. The nuclear option. Moonies. Pages that are stuck together. The time my brother shot me with a BB gun. Supermarket checkout lines. Accordions and bagpipes. Shampoos that force you to rinse AND repeat. Watergate. Buttock lint. HMOs. Dirty diapers. Tardiness. Whatever it is they're hiding at Area 51. And Time magazine.
Courtesy of Bill in Portland Maine, at DailyKos.
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