The Spider And The Fly

Recent tweets between Lindsay Lohan and Joan Rivers, reminds me of The Spider and the Fly, with Rivers, or course, being the spider!

The back-and-forth began on Friday, when Rivers Twitter-slammed Lohan, writing that the 24-year-old is "so dumb" that her "idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge." In her inimitable style, she added, "Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor," as well as "I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof," and "Lindsay Lohan had 'F--- you' painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had 'Eat me you party skank' painted on hers." The latter referred to the now-infamous profane tattoo Lohan had on her fingernail during her recent probation hearing.

Now, you have to admit, Joan still has got her style!

This is the lame retort from "the fly" Ms. Lohan:

"Joan Rivers and her 'stargument' make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven," Lohan tweeted in response on Tuesday, taking a double shot at the comedienne and her own estranged father, who has said he believes Lohan needs serious treatment for her substance-abuse issues.

"All he needs is her botox doctor. 'Dr.' Drew — any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?" she followed up, adding a third victim to the feud by taking a shot at "Celebrity Rehab" star Dr. Drew Pinsky, who recently told RadarOnline that Lohan would do better in his care in a yearlong residential treatment facility than in jail, which he fears will "harden her."

Swinging at all her detractors, Lohan wrapped up by quoting none other than the G-Unit General. "In the words of 50 cent ... You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth."

Very much on the lame side, and oh, so not funny! I don't mean mean, not funny, I mean, hey, Joan's posts are funny because, um, that's what she does for a living! Lohan, obviously pissed (and can't take a joke for shit) comes back with a more grade school "I know you are but what am I" retort.

Lohan, honey, get thee into rehab! You are so last year.