And please don't call me son, unless I was circumsized very short at birth and my momma's been cross dressing me since, I am a WOMAN!

Ha ha, that cracked me up.

I post a lot on AOL hockey message boards. I've been addicted to the forum since 1996, and I still pay for AOL simply to post on those damn boards!

I started hanging out on the Carolina Hurricanes board back in 1998 when Sergei Fedorov was given an offer sheet that was so extreme, it rocked the NHL norm at that time. I posted about my "stalker" from that time in this post. Given the Canes final four berth, and their conference finals with the Buffalo Sabres, the message board has been dominated by about four people trashing each other.

The above post, though, made me laugh out loud.