Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Cold, Dead Hand - You Decide, Funny Or Die?

I had to post this video from Funny or Die.  A lot of you may have already seen it, or heard about it.  But the reaction from Fox News is even more hysterical than the video itself!  (Courtesy of Crooks and Liars)

Greg Gutfeld:

“He is the most pathetic tool on the face of the earth. And I hope his career is dead, and he ends up sleeping in a car the way his life began. This video only made me want to go out and only buy a gun. He thinks this is biting satire and going after rural America and a dead man. Let’s talk about Charlton Heston. Charlton Heston was one of the first actors to be behind the civil rights movement and march. What did this jackass Jim Carrey do? He was behind the anti-vaccine panic. There are what, 165,000 people that died from measles last year, according to the World Health Organization.”

“Jim Carrey has killed more people than all the rifles combined,” Gutfeld continued. “He is a dirty, stinking coward. He is a moral coward. He did a video attacking rural America. But he wouldn’t do video about gangs, which kills way more people with handguns — he wouldn’t do that because he is worried about his career. Such a pathetic, sad, little freak. He is a jiberring mess. He is a modern bigot, he is a modern bigot. He is a bottomless pit of insecurity and the desire for acceptance is why he is doing this, because he knows in his heart he is a fraud.”

They doth protest too much, ya think?

1 comment:

Bob said...

It would not have ocuured to me Carrey was attacking rural people except that Gutfield thought he was. The original Hee Haw was a corny satire on country rubes, & that came straight from the Grand Old Opry & comics like Minnie Pearl, who was from a well-to-do Nashville family. Heston was hardly an early supporter of Dr. King. Heston became involved when it was politically fashionable in Hollywood.