Be Careful In Arizona, You Could Be Pregnant Before Having Sex

Well, Arizona keeps ramping up the crazy. Now, you could actually be considered "pregnant" in Arizona, by law, two weeks before you even conceive! Yup, you read that right. By setting back the gestational period that is the countdown of when you actually are pregnant, to the date you last had your "period" as the beginning of a pregnancy, according to Arizona, you are fucking pregnant! Oh, I long ago stopped banging my head on my keyboard. The permanent indents to my forehead are a testament to the insanity I've read about and dealt with for the past ten years.

Arizona’s HB 2036 takes Nebraska’s 20-week abortion ban one step further by starting the clock on pregnancies at the woman’s last last menstrual period, which could be two weeks before fertilization.