Sunday, June 06, 2010

Barf, Elton John, Barf, Rush Limbaugh

Conservative radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, 59, married Kathryn Rogers, 33, yesterday in Palm Beach, Florida. The wedding party was at the fashionable Breakers Hotel and featured Sir Elton John, who was reported to have been paid $1 Million dollars to sing at the affair. This is Limbaugh’s fourth marriage. Kathryn Rogers, an events coordinator, is a direct descendent of America’s second president and Founding Father, John Adams.

The Hawaiian-themed ceremony had some 400 guests, including such notables as Rudy Giuliani, political Odd Couple Mary Matalin and James Carville, George Brett, Karl Rove, Fred Thompson, and Sean Hannity. Limbaugh reportedly met Rogers in 2007 and the two had been dating steadily for some time. It was while visiting her parents in Hawaii last year that Limbaugh thought he had a heart attack. No word yet on where they are going to honeymoon, but Rush will be off the air until June 15. Many in the gay community are surprised that Sir Elton John would agree to sing at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding. But, a million dollars buys a whole lot of compromise.

Ok, time to probably delete my puter of Elton songs. Barfing (yeah, it is 5:30 in the morning). And YES, I kept the typos in!!!!

1 comment:

Arno said...

Just turned off the Gulf of Cheney spillcam, was feeling queasy again, now this...excuse me for a second...(RRRRAAALLLPPHHH!)
Ok, now...what's a flippin' million bucks to Sir Elton that he would do this? It must be the rarified air that the ultra-rich breathe. Geez.