Tuesday, May 31, 2005

On The President's Press Conference

Bush's call for more information is a weasel-ish cop-out. He is unwilling to criticize this murderous authoritarian regime because he has cut a deal with Karimov.

Ewwwwww... Weasel.

It's no surprise that Bush bobs, weaves and misleads. The real disappointment is that the hound dogs of the press corps do not challenge him when he does so.


Our "independent" press, in action. This while the nation ponders the revelation of the identity of Watergate's Deep Throat.

Great piece by David Corn.

Remind Us

Why we went to war in Iraq? Very compelling video.

What Liberal Bias? What Free Press?

Interesting site.

If we had a free press we would have seen something like this weeks ago:


Top Secret British Memo Seen on May 1st Everywhere But in the U.S. Reveals:

AMERICA & CONSTITUTION RAPED!

BUSH "DETERMINED ON IRAQ WAR" BY JULY 2002!

"INTELLIGENCE & FACTS BEING FIXED AROUND POLICY"



Read more.

Sunday, May 29, 2005


Party Pooper! Posted by Hello

From the Pen of: Jeff Danziger, courtesy of Hoffmania!

SNAP OUT OF IT!

"If true, these assertions indicate that not only had our nation secretly and perhaps illegally agreed to go to war by the summer of 2002, but that we had gone on to take specific and tangible military actions before asking Congress or the United Nations for authority," the ranking Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee pens.


IF TRUE? IF?

Ok, I've stopped laughing now. Read more.

Force Bush To Take Action On Downing Street Memo

I meant to post this yesterday. Please, everyone, take a look at Sen. John Conyers, Jr.'s website, and sign his letter to Bush to force an investigation into the Downing Street Memo.

TalkLeft - Why Arar Was Tortured

Why Arar Was Tortured
by TChris

This attitude toward individual liberty has become typical in the Bush administration.

"We wanted more information," said the former official, who sat in on discussions of Mr. Arar's fate in 2002. "The one way we wouldn't get it is if we let him go."

The official is talking about Maher Arar, who was kidnapped by the United States government and whisked away to Syria for interrogation. (Talkleft background collected here.) The administration claims it had evidence that the Canadian was a member of Al Qaeda, but Arar was released when ten months of imprisonment and torture produced no evidence to support the claim.

Even a casual reader of the Constitution might think that a deprivation of liberty requires something more than an unspecified level of suspicion held by unnamed bureaucrats in the Justice Department on the basis of secret evidence. One might expect proof to be presented to a neutral magistrate before the government removes someone from American soil and tosses him into a foreign prison to be tortured. “We wanted more information and we couldn’t get it if we let him go” is a poor substitute for due process.


Kidnapped, held and tortured for 10 months and then let go for failure to discover any information upon which to keep the lucky bastard. This is FREEDOM ON THE MARCH, dude!

And as we approach this Memorial Day, another sad example of our disAdministration at work.

Courtesy of Talking Points Memo, this article (registration required) from the Baltimore Sun, is just another reminder of how this administration handles dissent. Riggs is handed his demotion for, get this, allowing "outside contractors to perform work they were not supposed to do."

Hmmmm. I think it's time for me to re-read Orwell's "1984."



John Riggs spent 39 years in the Army, earning a Distinguished Flying Cross for bravery during the Vietnam War and working his way up to become a three-star general entrusted with creating a high-tech Army for the 21st century.

But on a spring day last year, Riggs was told by senior Army officials that he would be retired at a reduced rank, losing one of his stars because of infractions considered so minor that they were not placed in his official record.

...

His Pentagon superiors said he allowed outside contractors to perform work they were not supposed to do, creating "an adverse command climate."

But some of the general's supporters believe the motivation behind his demotion was politics. Riggs was blunt and outspoken on a number of issues and publicly contradicted Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld by arguing that the Army was overstretched in Iraq and Afghanistan and needed more troops.

"They all went bat s- - when that happened," recalled retired Army Lt. Gen. Jay M. Garner, a one-time Pentagon adviser who ran reconstruction efforts in Iraq in the spring of 2003. "The military part of [the defense secretary's office] has been politicized. If [officers] disagree, they are ostracized and their reputations are ruined."

...

Garner and 40 other Riggs supporters - including an unusually candid group of retired generals - are trying to help restore his rank.

But even his most ardent supporters concede that his appeal has little chance of succeeding and that an act of Congress might be required.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Immunity in suit sought for pope

The Vatican has sought the intervention of the U.S. State Department to declare Pope Benedict XVI immune from a sexual abuse lawsuit filed here, according to court documents.

The leader of the Catholic heirarchy wants to be immune. So much for morals, eh?

Bad, bad, bad people that support gay rights, a woman's right to chose, and, god forbid, vote for a democratic candidate ... but shhhhhhh, let's allow the PEDOPHILE MEN IN PRIESTS CLOTHING to get a pass.

Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me.

High Five to NIN!

The rock band Nine Inch Nails said on Friday it canceled plans to appear on next week's MTV Movie Awards after the network questioned the band's plans to perform in front of an image of President Bush.

The band was slated to perform "The Hand That Feeds," the first single from its latest album.

A Los Angeles Times review called the song "a warning against blind acceptance of authority, including that of a president leading his nation to war."

"We were set to perform 'The Hand That Feeds' with an unmolested, straightforward image of George W. Bush as the backdrop. Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me," Nine Inch Nails' leader Trent Reznor said in a statement posted on the band's Web site.

MTV said in a statement: "While we respect Nine Inch Nails' point of view, we were uncomfortable with their performance being built around a partisan political statement. When we discussed our discomfort with the band, their choice was to unfortunately pull out of the Movie Awards."

MTV is owned by Viacom Inc., the corporate parent of broadcast network CBS.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Bartender, Another Drink, Please

There aren't enough days in the sun and enough drinks by the pool to make up for the fact that PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

Courtesy of Diary of The Food Whore.

IS IT A FILIBUSTER?

What is a filibuster, carrie? Do you know? No. You don't. Or, if you do, you are dishonest. A filibuster is: The use of obstructionist tactics, especially prolonged speechmaking, for the purpose of delaying legislative action. How long have Democrats had to debate Bolton? Bush nominated him on March 7th. QUICK! Tell us what crucial information Donkey delay tactics have uncovered in the past 2 months!!! :)

(cowering in corner)

MEME THIS


Tee Hee Hee...a little blog humor, courtesy of Hoffmania! Posted by Hello

Cry Baby Tom

This whine, from the man that threatened judges, waived a rifle in the air while thanking his armed good friends for supporting him, and now he complains about this:

U.S. House of Representative Majority Leader Tom DeLay accused NBC on Thursday of slurring his name by including an unflattering reference to him on the NBC police drama "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."

In the episode, police are frustrated by a lack of clues, leading one officer to quip, "Maybe we should put out an APB (all-points-bulletin) for somebody in a Tom DeLay T-shirt."

Producer Dick Wolf, creator of the "Law & Order" franchise, took a swipe at DeLay in his own statement on Thursday, saying, "I ... congratulate Congressman DeLay for switching the spotlight from his own problems to an episode of a TV show."



Whaaaa, whaaaa, whaaaaaa ........

Tom Noe - BUSTED

The state of Ohio has announced it is immediately pursuing additional civil and criminal measures against Tom Noe after his legal counsel informed the state that a substantial amount of assets from the Capital Coin Funds are missing.

Mr. Noe's legal counsel advised that $10 to $12 million of Capital Coin's assets are unaccounted for.


Wow, is all I can say.

Some Republicans just think they can get away with anything.

Whatever would possess a rational State government to allow it’s funds to be invested in ... rare coins? Not sanity, that’s for sure. How about a little bit of being in the pocket of the money man. Now, that’s the ticket.

Anyway, it seems that Mr. Noe’s hands are finally gonna get slapped. It’s too bad that the poor people of Ohio (which state, you might recall, was instrumental in the illegal election of 2004) have elected representatives that sell them down the tubes at every opportunity.

Read more here, and truly be amazed.

Baghdad lockdown ordered in bid to stop bombers

So, this is how freedom is marching on, by creating a human chain link fence of Iraqi security forces around Baghdad.

Sheesh.

Tens of thousands of Iraqi security personnel are to form a tight cordon around Baghdad involving hundreds of checkpoints in a bid to stem a spate of deadly car bombings, Defence Minister Saadun al-Dulaimi told reporters.

"We're going to set up a security cordon around Baghdad ... and it will be impossible for terrorists to cross," he said Thursday, adding that the plan would come into operation next week before being extended to the provinces.

DOD Personnel Impersonated State Dept. Officials at Gitmo

This just in, courtesy of Booman Tribune:

Documents released by the FBI state that Defense Department personnel impersonated State Department officials in interrogations at Guantánamo Bay ...

"Defense Department interrogators, possibly on instructions from high-level officials, went to great lengths to avoid being held accountable for the use of unlawful interrogation methods," said Jameel Jaffer, a staff attorney with the ACLU. "Apparently Defense Department personnel were willing to use torture but they wanted others to be held responsible for it."

Judge: Parents can't teach pagan beliefs

An Indianapolis father is appealing a Marion County judge's unusual order that prohibits him and his ex-wife from exposing their child to "non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals."

The parents practice Wicca, a contemporary pagan religion that emphasizes a balance in nature and reverence for the earth.

The parents' Wiccan beliefs came to Bradford's attention in a confidential report prepared by the Domestic Relations Counseling Bureau, which provides recommendations to the court on child custody and visitation rights. Jones' son attends a local Catholic school.

"There is a discrepancy between Ms. Jones and Mr. Jones' lifestyle and the belief system adhered to by the parochial school. . . . Ms. Jones and Mr. Jones display little insight into the confusion these divergent belief systems will have upon (the boy) as he ages," the bureau said in its report.

"This was done without either of us requesting it and at the judge's whim," said Jones.



As Governor Dean stated recently, do we want the government telling us what we can and cannot do in our own home, or do we want to make these decisions on our own? For a judge to overstep the bounds like that, truly pisses me off. As if we don't see enough acrimony in dissolution and custody battles between the couples themselves!

V-Ger!

Voyager One, launched 28 years ago, is 8.7 billion miles from the sun in a region called the heliosheath, located just beyond the termination shock, or precursor of the boundary that marks the beginning of interstellar space. Posted by Hello

NASA's Voyager One spacecraft has entered the final frontier of our solar system and is cruising its way to a vast area marking the beginning of interstellar space.

The spacecraft, launched 28 years ago, is 8.7 billion miles from the sun in a region called the heliosheath, located just beyond the termination shock, or precursor of the boundary that marks the beginning of interstellar space.

"Voyager One has entered the final lap on its race to the edge of the interstellar space," said Edward Stone, project scientist at the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena, which manages NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Ain't Advertising Grand?


Ha Ha Ha Posted by Hello

One Hell Of A Broad, That Helen Is

There's no link to this, so I'm just reposting it from Crooks and Liars.


Helen Thomas-Gets Scotty

Q The other day -- in fact, this week, you said that we, the United States, is in Afghanistan and Iraq by invitation. Would you like to correct that incredible distortion of American history --

MR. McCLELLAN: No, we are -- that's where we currently --

Q -- in view of your credibility is already mired? How can you say that?

MR. McCLELLAN: Helen, I think everyone in this room knows that you're taking that comment out of context. There are two democratically-elected governments in Iraq and --

Q We're we invited into Iraq?

MR. McCLELLAN: There are two democratically-elected governments now in Iraq and Afghanistan, and we are there at their invitation. They are sovereign governments, and we are there today --

Q You mean if they had asked us out, that we would have left?

MR. McCLELLAN: No, Helen, I'm talking about today. We are there at their invitation. They are sovereign governments --

Q I'm talking about today, too.

MR. McCLELLAN: -- and we are doing all we can to train and equip their security forces so that they can provide for their own security as they move forward on a free and democratic future.

Q Did we invade those countries?

MR. McCLELLAN: Go ahead, Steve.



Ha ha ha ha ha. Gotcha, by the old broad, Helen!

Selling The Dead Donkey

I just could not dive into the filibuster issue, the fab fourteen, or any of the debates going on, ad nauseum, over the net the past two days. It seems that EVERYONE was blogging on this subject, and there was simply nothing new or relevant that I could personally add to the discussion. Of course, I freely posted comments elsewhere!

While roaming around, however, I found this funny piece at Seeing the Forest, that I'd like to repost here, in its entirety.

City boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.


Ooops!



Right to Left: Myers, Rumsfeld, Bush, Barney, Cheney, Black Girl

UPDATE:Notice that except for Bush the three men are all playing a serious game of pocket pool. Myers is just sure that if he digs hard enough, he'll find his balls again

Courtesy of ATTATURK. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Hapless George

Hapless. Now, there's an apt description of our commander-in-chief.

There’s plenty of time for the Republicans to change course and regain their footing, but at this point, the party has no direction and its leaders are either corrupt (DeLay) or hapless (Bush, Frist).

More
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This Post Is About Bowling (ha ha ha)

This was soooooo funny, I have to post it in its entirety!


This Diary is about Bowling
by daunte Cross-posted at dkos...

I met up with a friend to play a match in our bowling league last night. Before we got started, we had an interesting pre-game discussion. It started with him asking me to give him seven extra "bonus frames" so he could add to his score. You can imagine I wasn't too happy about it, and there was no way I was going to accept it.

A transcript of our ensuing conversation follows...

Friend So... before we get going, I want you to give me seven extra bonus frames per game to add to my score.

Me Excuse me?

Friend That's right. I'm bigger than you. I usually win when we bowl together. So it's only fair that you give me seven free extra frames.

Me I don't think that's fair at all. You get seventeen frames and me only the usual ten?

Friend Tell you what. If you aren't going to give me seven frames, then there's a new rule we're going to play with: the smaller player can't use his hands.

Me What?! Can't use his hands? That's ridiculous. You won't even need your extra frames. I won't knock over a single pin!

Friend Well, since I am bigger than you...

Me Come on.

Friend You want to vote on it?

Me What sense would that make? There are only two of us.

Friend Well, I am the rules committee chairman for the league. And the lanes are reserved in my name...

Me Don't be an ass.

Friend Alright, alright. Tell you what. If you give me just five extra frames, I'll let you use your hands.

Me Five extra?

Friend And I won't invoke the no-hands rule. Not during this match.

Me Well...

Friend We could always go back to the no-hands-rule.

Me Hmm... Tell you what: I'll give you three extra frames as long as you don't invoke the no-hands rule.

Friend Three frames?! That's all?! You gotta be kidding me.

Me That's all I'm going to offer. Take it or leave it. If not, I'm not playing.
Friend Wait, slow down a sec. Neither of us wants that.


Me Well that's the deal. Three frames, and forget the no-hands rule for this match.

Friend Damn, man. You drive a hard bargain.

Me Take it or leave it.

Friend Alright, alright, but I'm not happy about this.

Me You're better than me at bowling. You can't have everything.


Friend Okay, okay. You win this one. I won't bring up the no-hands rule at least for the rest of this match.

Me Good. Fair is fair.

Friend Indeed, fair is fair. Let's get started. I'm going to bowl my three extra frames first.

My friend sure seemed unhappy, so I was pretty pleased with how our negotiation worked out. And, I might have a better chance now to replace him as chairman of the rules committee next year, though who knows what will happen between now and then.


From the pen of Steve Benson, courtesy of Hoffmania! Posted by Hello
Click on image to enlarge.

If This Picture Doesn't Say It All ...

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You know, at first it was serious, during the campaign trail of 2004, those little town hall meetings of Dumbya. But, because it was an election campaign, excuses were made all over the place that Dumbya had a right to screen his gatherings. So, even though it was considered outrageous, the Republikan party continued to screen its participants at the town hall meetings, rooting out anyone that even smacked of dissent (think T-shirts and bumper stickers), and making participants sign loyalty oaths to the Republikan party!

Flash forward to NOW, and this dummy is still going around the country in these staged town hall gatherings, this time over the issue of Social Security. When Dumbya first started his 60-day bamboozle tour, there was some effort in spinning these meetings as open to the public. However, as time wore on, and the opinion of the masses differed from the opinion spewing out of the town hall meetings, Dumbya and his crew threw caution to the wind, and stopped hiding the fact that the meetings were staged.

He has used taxpayer money to fund this meaningless campaign against Social Security. There isn’t a single poll out about this issue that would support even the most optimistic among their ilk's claim the there is a modicum of support for dismantling Social Security. Yet, there he is, as if there is nothing else going on in this world other than his fucking staged town hall meetings. What is wrong with those people that are at these meetings, anyway? This country is going to hell in a handbasket, Iraq is bleeding us to death, literally and figuratively, the economy sucks, unless you are super uber rich, affordable health care is virtually non-existant, and all this president can do is gather together fake groups of people and talk talking points about how bad the crisis is in SOCIAL SECURITY LAND!


I call him Dumbya, but the real dumb ones are the citizens of this great United States that elected this piece of crap and his companions, and that have allowed him to loot the U.S., literally and figuratively.


Monday, May 23, 2005

Did We Win, Or Did We Lose? It Depends On Which Side Of The Line You Are

So, the deal has been struck. Judging by the initial reactions, the righties are taking this much harder than the lefties are. Both sides, of course, did not want their side to give in, cave, compromise, etc. Bottom line, couple of bad judges get through, several don’t, filibuster is preserved, and no nuclear option was exercised. More bottom line, Dobson and his family of religious bigots got screwed.

That alone made up for the rest of my shitty day!

In The Wonderful Land Of Oz ... Or Not

Iraq, Karzai, Saadam in his underwear, Laura Bush bashed, Iraq, Iraq, filibuster, evil Senators, Iraq, Wal-Mart, Newsweek, Iraq, evil Senators, filibuster, damn activist judges.

That was really it much of the weekend.

On Iraq, it’s the same old song by the Dumbya brigade. If I read or hear the phrase "freedom is on the march," I just might ... (left blank intentionally lest I be invaded by the thought police).

This weekend sucked for news. Iraq, Iraq, and more Iraq. How can it be that the Downing Street Memo still hasn’t resonated in prairie land? At least some smart asses have put together a website to exclusively cover this issue. It’s been proven over and over that the data upon which Dumbya and his dumbettes used to invade Iraq was false. Yet, news about prewar assessments still does not spark outrage. And just when you thought it was safe, we get this: Just What Every Iraqi Needs ... A Bible.

As I pointed out in an earlier piece on the lying sacks we call M$M, we are being lied to on a grand scale, the magnitude of which only left wing wackos like me understand. Over the weekend, the Tillman Family began making some noise of the grandest of lies told about their son, Pat Tillman, whom you will remember was shot by his own troops (called "friendly fire") but was originally reported by this lying administration and their cohorts, the M$M, that Tillman died trying to save fellow members of the 75th Ranger Regiment caught in a crush of enemy fire.

Speaking of Dumb Ya, here’s a piece I suggest reading, by Ed Naha, which starts off with this interesting observation: "If this country gets any dumber, I swear we'll all be given government-issued gloves so that we don't scrape our knuckles while loping around. Oval office drool cups might be nice, too."

While I’m on a roll, let’s not back off from taking a swipe at Wal-Mart, the United States’ favorite welfare cheat. Maryland's governor vetoed a bill that would have obliged large businesses to spend more on employee health care. While that’s not astonishing in and of itself, what is totally pathetic and barf-like is the fact that Wal-Mart’s chief operating officer was standing right next to the governor as he vetoed the bill. The most documented and largest abuser of state welfare, i.e., wages so low that most employees have to go on state medicaid just to have health care, lobbies with all its might, and cozies up with Mr. Governor as he vetoes the bill. David Sirota has a take, as does the NYT.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Buzz, Blogs, And Beyond

Caught a whiff of this over at AMERICAblog. Some interesting highlights of the article:


The Internet and the National Discourse in the Fall of 2004

Blogs are hot. Two Pew surveys conducted in early 2005 show that 16% of U.S. adults (32 million) are blog readers. After a 58% jump in readership in 2004, this number marks a leveling off within the survey’s margin of error. But the blogger audience now commands respect: it stands at 20% of the newspaper audience and 40% of the talk radio audience. Meanwhile, 6% of the entire U.S. adult population has created a blog. That’s 11 million people, or one out of every 17 American. Technorati recorded theten millionth blog in its worldwide tracking system this month.

The bloggers are fast to spot items of interest; they link to sources so that items may be verified and inspected at length; and they embroider items with witty captions and frequently passionate commentaries. One possibility is that bloggers have a distinct set of priorities and proclivities, that they have emerged as a sort of Fifth Estate.

The strength of the correspondences between the blogs and the media, on one hand, and the blogs and the online chat groups, on the other, lends credence to the contention that blogs are positioned between the two other channels as a sort of guide for the media to the rest of the internet.

Perhaps it’s not that they have a separate agenda, but that they have a distinct role to play on a topic of common interest. Different methods of processing information are, after all, a large part of what distinguishes the traditional four estates.

Saturday, May 21, 2005


I NEED DIRECTIONS, PLEASE! (courtesy of Yosuke's Boring Life) Posted by Hello

Exxon faces big interest charges for 'bad-faith' legal tactics

$25 billion and what to do? Let's fuck our dealers!

Exxon Mobil Corp. acted in bad faith to delay paying $1-billion owed to gas station owners who sued the company and faces almost 24 per cent interest on that amount if it continues to "misuse the judicial process," a U.S. judge has ruled.

Exxon Mobil, the world's largest publicly traded oil company, "knowingly and recklessly" filed "frivolous and bad-faith" defences to about 9,000 claims in the class-action suit to stall payment, U.S. District Judge Alan Gold ruled in Miami this week. A 201 jury award of $500-million in damages to the station owners has doubled with interest.

"Exxon has in bad faith attempted to make a 'judicial train wreck' of the claims administration process," Judge Gold said in his ruling. "Sanctions are warranted because of Exxon's scheme to deliberately misuse the judicial process to chill the class dealers' legitimate claims."

This on the heels of Exxon's CEO's $25 billion in windfall profit.

The Numbers

Lambert over at corrente slices and dices the upcoming numbers in the filibuster vs. nuke option pretty well.

The logic is simple. There are three rules:

1. To change Senate rules requires 67 votes.

2. To end a filibuter takes 60 votes.

3. Motions to change the Senate rules can be filibustered.

The state of play:

The Republicans, if they obey the rules, certainly don't have 67 votes to change the Senate rules.

The Republicans, if they obey the rules, may not even have the 60 votes to end a filibuter.

Checkmate? No! There's hope for the Republicans still, since they have Dick "Dick" Cheney's pasty white ass firmly planted in the presiding officer's chair:

1. The Republicans make a motion to end the filibuster with 51 votes (perhaps with Cheney himself providing the 51st). That breaks rule 2 (60 votes versus 51)

2. The Democrats will filibuster the rule change.

3. Cheney will allow the rule change. That breaks rule 1. (67 votes versus 51)

Break the rules to change the rules.

Now, with 51 votes, the Republicans can do whatever they want, whenever they want, however they want. They have absolute power.

And we, with our 49 votes—who represent a majority of the country— have no voice at all. We're completely disenfranchised.

Friday, May 20, 2005

"Kay, This One's For Gabby"

There is so much to say about "Bruddah" Iz (Israel Kamakawiwo'ole), I hardly know where to begin. Most people have heard his music, although they would be hard pressed to name him, (let alone pronounce his name), the song that made him well known, or where they heard it. His music was featured on "ER" in the episode "Saying goodbye to Dr. Green." His rendition of Somewhere over the Rainbow / What a Wonderful World was also heard in movies, such as "Meet Joe Black," "Finding Forrester," and "50 First Dates." Iz was one of only 1,500 true blooded Hawai'ian's left in the world.



My grandparents lived on Ohau, for a number of years, in the 60's. I spent two summers there, when I was twelve and when I was fourteen. My fondness for Hawai'ian music started then. I learned to play the ukelele, to make traditional flower leis, and dance the traditional Hawai'ian way. I lived there as an adult, briefly, in the mid-70's, but I could never get over "island fever," and eventually moved back to the mainland.

Hawai'i, to me, was never the place you visit. It had it's own mystique. And the music has never left me. There is something so pure, simple and true in Hawai'ian music, and Iz was very much its spokesman. Alone, as a solo artist, or part of Makaha Sons of Ni'Ihau, the music was always representative of Hawai'i.

Iz was huge, figuratively and literally. Born May 20, 1959, and standing 6'2" and weighing in at 700 lbs., Iz passed away at age 38, on June 26, 1997. He sang with the Makaha Sons of Ni'ihau before soloing in 1993. Iz garnered many No Hoku Hanohano awards, including entertainer of the year. Iz never performed a song that didn't have a meaning to it. Gaylord Holomalia, co-producer of Iz's album "n Dis Life" said, "Sometimes when he played songs in concerts, he would end it with tears in his eyes. He never played just music. He lived it and the message."

Below is an excerpt from a book in progress by Jack Boulware about the life of Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, telling the story of Iz's recording of Over The Rainbow/In This Life. (For those that are not aware of who "Gabby" is, Iz's reference is to Hawai'ian slack key guitar player Gabby Pahinui).

Honolulu, two a.m. Music producer Jon de Mello is sleeping when the phone rings. It's Israel, one of the artists he represents for his Mountain Apple record label. And Israel is wide awake. He often has problems at night because his weight upwards of 700 pounds forces him to sleep while hooked up to an oxygen tank. He tells de Mello he wants to record, right now.

"You got transportation?" asks de Mello. It's difficult for Israel to move around, he needs a few people to help him get dressed, get in and out of places. The studio is about 15 minutes away.

"Yeah," says Israel. "My guys are here." "Get in the car," says de Mello. "I'll meet you over there." In the car, de Mello wonders what he wants to record. They've been discussing a bunch of possibles from a songbook. But it's Israel, you never really know for sure what he's going to do. A traditional Hawai'ian hula. A John Denver song. A theme from a TV show. Could be anything.

A young engineer named Milan Bertosa sits in his recording studio, waiting. He was planning to go home, until some Hawai'ian guy with a lot of letters in his name called up and wanted to record something right away. It's late, Bertosa is tired, but the voice was insistent, saying he only needed half an hour. A knock at the door, and there stands an unimaginable sight. De Mello, whom Bertosa recognizes, stands about five foot two and 100 pounds. Next to him, the largest man he's ever seen, a gargantuan six-foot-six Hawai'ian carrying a ukulele. De Mello introduces the two, they get Israel situated in a chair, and Bertosa starts rolling tape.

Israel leans into the microphone, says: "Kay, this one's for Gabby," and begins gently strumming the uke. His beautiful voice comes in, a lilting "Oooooo," then slips into the opening words of "Over the Rainbow," from "The Wizard of Oz." Bertosa listens behind the glass, and within the first few bars knows it's something very special. He spends most of his timer recording lousy dance music. This is otherworldly. An incredibly fat man, elegantly caressing a Hollywood show tune, breaking it down to its roots, so sad and poignant, yet full of hope and possibility. Halfway through the tune, Israel spirals off into "What a Wonderful World," the George David Weiss/Bob Thiele hit made famous by Louis Armstrong, then melts back into "Over the Rainbow." He flubs a lyric, and tosses in a new chord change, but it doesn't matter. It feels seamless, chilling. Israel plays five songs in a row, then turns to de Mello and says, "I'm tired and I'm going home." "Gets up and walks out," says de Mello. "Ukulele and a vocal, one take. Over." Israel never played the song again.



More here.

Hau`oli Lâ Hânau, Iz! Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Jane Stillwater's Web Log

Roosevelt was a genius. Bush is an idiot. Truman was an honest man. Bush is a crook. Roosevelt's face is on the dime. Bush's face should be on a mug shot.


God, that's priceless! Read more.

"Nuzak"

And a lighter take on today's M$M:

Recently, I encountered the term "WPN" (for "what passes for news"). I'd like to propose a related term, "Nuzak." It's a functional description of how WPN fits into the life of the average Joe, who never reads a newspaper except for the sports section.

Nuzak is like Muzak. It runs in the background. It's a New York Times headline on the way out of the house. It's CNN at the airport. It's Fox News at home while Joe is really doing something else. The purpose of Nuzak is to be mildly interesting and possibly entertaining without telling Joe anything that would disturb him personally. Real news has immediacy. It is "actionable intelligence," the last thing Joe is interested in. The average person basically wants to be left alone and to be told, town-crier fashion, that "All is well." Elevator news.

Newsweek's little sin is thus nothing compared to this administration's much greater sins.

"It's that the story (which may still prove to have taken place) was in fact all-too-believable — in Newsweek's offices and around the world — precisely because of the oft-crude manner in which the administration in Washington has been waging its 'war against terror.'

"This war has been at times conducted as if Muslims and Arabs weren't people, as if when 'they' are imprisoned 'they' definitely aren't 'real people,' and as if 9/11 — admittedly a terrible tragedy — has been the only serious tragedy the world has lately experienced."



It's worth a read, from The Seattle Times.

Corporate Greed Rolls Over The Little Guy

It's happening every day to every day people. When are you going to WAKE UP, America?

DUMMERSTON, Vt. - It wasn't that long ago that the American workplace operated under a simple compact - in exchange for offering your employer 20 or 30 years of your labor, your employer would pay you a living wage and give you a pension when you retired.

Combined with Social Security and Medicare, this meant that old age was no longer a time to be feared. You could live out your final decades in a certain amount of dignity, knowing that you had a enough money to live on and health insurance to cover you when you got sick.

This system, sadly, doesn't exist anymore for most Americans. The new model of retirement looks a lot like what recently happened at Polaroid.

Unable to adapt to digital imaging and the decline of its instant photography business, Polaroid filed for bankruptcy in 2001. Just before it went bankrupt, the company canceled lifetime health care and insurance benefits for its retirees.

A group of retirees sued Polaroid to force the company to honor its commitments. They were, for the most part, unsuccessful.

In April, the remains of Polaroid were sold for $426 million. Polaroid chairman Jacques Nasser (if the name sounds familiar, he was at the helm of Ford during the spate of fatal accidents involving the Explorer SUV in 2000 that ended up costing the carmaker millions in lawsuits and lost sales) will receive $12.8 million for his shares in the company. CEO J. Michael Pocock will get $8.5 million.

And 6,000 Polaroid retirees will get $47 each.

Read more from Randolph T. Holhut, courtesy of The Smirking Chimp.

President Bush (left), on a New York visit, tells reporters in September 2002 that Saddam Hussein will probably not comply with U.S. demands to disarm. A government building in Baghdad (right) goes up in flames after a missile hit in March 2003.
Courtesy of Salon.com Posted by Hello

The Pack Of Lies Told To America

MORE things this administration is loathe to comment on:

"When Newsweek's source admitted that he had misidentified the government document in which he had seen an account of Quran desecration at Guantánamo prison, Pentagon spokesman Lawrence Di Rita exploded, "People are dead because of what this son of a bitch said. How could he be credible now?"

Di Rita could have said the same things about his bosses in the Bush administration.

Tens of thousands of people are dead in Iraq, including more than 1,600 U.S. soldiers and Marines, because of false allegations made by President George W. Bush and Di Rita's more immediate boss, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, about Saddam Hussein's nonexistent weapons of mass destruction and equally imaginary active nuclear weapons program. Bush, Rumsfeld, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice repeatedly made unfounded allegations that led to the continuing disaster in Iraq, much of which is now an economic and military no man's land beset by bombings, assassinations, kidnappings and political gridlock."

Read more at Informed Comment.

Almost Unnoticed, Bipartisan Budget Anxiety

And NOW for some things THIS administration does not want you (or it) to focus on:

With startling unanimity, they agreed that without some combination of big tax increases and major cuts in Medicare, Social Security and most other spending, the country will fall victim to the huge debt and soaring interest rates that collapsed Argentina’s economy and caused riots in its streets a few years ago.

What $8.8 Billion?

Courtesy of Al Franken:


Meanwhile, the Coalition Provisional Authority, which we ran, has lost 8.8 billion dollars. By lost, I mean it’s totally unaccounted for. Not only has Congress not "looked into" this $8.8 billion and who might have it now, but it seems that some members are completely unaware that this staggering sum, which was supposed to go toward rebuilding Iraq, is missing. The Sunday morning after the White House Correspondents dinner, I ran into Senator George Allen at a brunch thrown by John McLaughlin and his wife. Allen had never heard of the missing $8.8 billion, or at least that's what he told me. And he's on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

Stunned, I went up to Susan Page of USA Today and her husband Carl Lubsdorf of the Dallas Morning News, two veteran Washington political reporters, and told them about Allen’s ignorance of this huge scandal, which has no doubt contributed to hatred for America and the deaths of our troops. There’s less electricity in Iraq now than there was before we invaded Iraq.

Turns out that Page and Lubsdorf had also never heard of the unaccounted-for $8.8 billion. For a moment I thought that maybe I had been imagining things.

Then I spotted my friend Norm Ornstein, scholar from the American Enterprise Institute. "Would you believe it if Norm Ornstein told you about the $8.8 billion?" I asked Susan and Carl.

"Sure."

I brought Norm over, and indeed I had not been imagining things. "It was a huge story," Norm told them.

"Was it in the New York Times?" Carl asked Norm.

"Yes," Norm assured him.

What in God’s name is going on?

Damn you, Newsweek!!!

Taking the lead of the White House---as all patriotic American boys and girls should do---C&J officially blames Newsweek for the following:

Droughts, floods and hailstorms. Fleas. The Cs, Ds and Fs I got in school. Computer freeze-up. Peeling paint. Graffiti. Potholes. My handwriting. Trolls. Clogged pipes and leaky basements. Zits, blackheads and Eczema. Base closures. Gas prices. Global warming and gout. Dust mites. Powerline, Instapundit, Little Green Footballs and anal leakage (sorry for the redundancy). The decline of western civilization. Tone deafness.
Infomercials. Exploding donkey carts. Yappy dogs. Root rot. Dead batteries. Anakin turning to the dark side of The Force. Bloating. Idi Amin, Clay Aiken and Ann Coulter. Dirty dishes. The nuclear option. Moonies. Pages that are stuck together. The time my brother shot me with a BB gun. Supermarket checkout lines. Accordions and bagpipes. Shampoos that force you to rinse AND repeat. Watergate. Buttock lint. HMOs. Dirty diapers. Tardiness. Whatever it is they're hiding at Area 51. And Time magazine.


Courtesy of Bill in Portland Maine, at DailyKos.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

DARWIN WAS WRONG

And Now For Something Completely Different:

By David Podvin

Chimpanzees do not select the least intelligent and most hapless of the group to be their leader. They do not passively tolerate his ruining their standard of living and their environment. They do not mindlessly follow him off on a bloody crusade just because he spins fanciful yarns about bananas of mass destruction. Chimps are too smart to fall for such transparent nonsense.

When a gorilla goes around ignorantly grabbing the breasts of the lady gorillas, he does not subsequently win a special election to become Top Regional Ape, especially when none of the rest can understand what the hell he is trying to say. A gorilla who treats females with contempt incurs the wrath of the community and gets bitten and hit prior to being launched headfirst into a pile of hippo poop, which is exactly as it should be.

Consider the reaction of orangutans when one of them does not notice for several weeks that her mother is dead yet shamelessly condemns the family values of all the orangutans who are single moms. Why, they hoot derisively while displaying naked photographs of her that they have downloaded from the Internet.

And every time an insufferably pompous baboon acts holier-than-thou only to have it discovered that he pays $1200 an hour to be spanked by a whore, the other aboons take his poorly written “Book of Virtues” and ram it up his ass.

Contrast the wise reactions of these primates with the ehavior of the Texas Republican Party, which (at least theoretically) is populated by human beings. Lone Star conservatives have called for abolishing the separation between church and state in favor of having a Christian society. They have taken this position because as every person of faith is aware only bible-based parenting can provide the peace of mind that comes with knowing one’s drunken daughter is groveling on all fours while doing “Da Butt Dance”.

The Texas Republicans want to criminalize gay sex, a prohibition that if strictly enforced will make the next National Rifle Association Convention look like a ghost town. They also insist that the law must preclude any child from being left alone with a homosexual. This demand has been interpreted by knowledgeable observers as being a gratuitous slap at Ralph Reed.

The Texas Republicans want to outlaw abortion, and that goes double when the life of the mother is at risk.

The Texas Republicans want to repeal the income tax and replace it with… no federal tax. This change in the code could cause the budget deficit to rise ever so slightly, although the Laffer Curve indicates exactly the opposite.

The Texas Republicans want to eliminate the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms; the position of Surgeon General; the Environmental Protection Agency; and the Departments of Housing and Urban Development, Health and Human Services, Energy, Education, Commerce, and Labor, among others. In their places, the right wing Texans propose totally unrestricted access to alcohol and tobacco, automatic weapons for everybody (finally!), the honor system for pharmaceutical and energy conglomerates, low cost housing in the form of discarded refrigerator containers, universal access to faith healers, increased social acceptance of illiteracy, and laissez faire corporate plunder. In other words, the Bush agenda.

The Texas Republicans want to eliminate Social Security. Senior citizens who lack sufficient resources to survive would be provided with a warm hug and a discount coupon from the mortuary of their choice. The Texas Republicans want to abolish minimum wage laws that inhibit prosperity as they strive to copy the much-ballyhooed “Bangladeshi Economic Miracle”.

The Texas Republicans want to confiscate the Panama Canal and rename it the American Canal. If all goes according to plan, this policy of eminent domain will ultimately expand to include the scenic American Channel and the picturesque American Riviera, not to mention the ancient Great Wall of America.

The Texas Republicans want the United States out of the United Nations and the United Nations out of the United States. How? Well, we got this problem with foreigners, see, and we got sixty-five thousand nuclear warheads just sittin’ around gatherin’ dust…

The Texas Republicans want public schools to teach Creation Science, which for the uninitiated is the academically verified theory that mindlessly parroting superstitious bullshit is the highest form of human intellectual endeavor.

It is hard for liberals to admit mistakes, and never more so than when the admission involves apologizing to religious conservatives. Yet honesty dictates that such an acknowledgement must be made, however belatedly.
Charles Darwin was wrong.

Any theory that contends Texas Republicans evolved from monkeys is implausible, blasphemous, and just plain stupid.

Clearly, it was the other way around.

BRAVO!

Smack! Thwap! Pop!

America has serious and severe problems - and the more you ignore them, the more people will continue to correctly believe that Washington, D.C. is nothing more than a bunch of self-important blowhards who are more concerned with their reputation on the cocktail party circuit than they are in their country.



Great smackdown by David Sirota. Read more.

The Modern World by Tom Tomorrow, Courtesy of DailyKos Posted by Hello
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Jail The Commies At Newsweek

From AMERICAblog:

Yes, let's throw reporters in jail who get a story wrong (assuming this even IS a mistake). Can we start with FOX News and the Washington Times?
  • Rep. Deborah Pryce (Ohio), chairman of the House Republican Conference, urged every congressional office to cancel its Newsweek subscription. "Retraction and regrets will not atone for the reckless behavior of an irresponsible reporter and an overzealous publication," she said in a statement.

  • Rep. Robert W. Ney (R-Ohio) used even stronger language, saying that Isikoff had "fabricated" the Koran incident and branding Newsweek's behavior "criminal."

No, going to war based on a lie is criminal.

Ripping The Senate A New Hole

That Galloway sure has a set on him. Excerpt of his seething statement to the Senate yesterday:

"Senator, I am not now, nor have I ever been, an oil trader. and neither has anyone on my behalf. I have never seen a barrel of oil, owned one, bought one, sold one - and neither has anyone on my behalf."

Now I know that standards have slipped in the last few years in Washington, but for a lawyer you are remarkably cavalier with any idea of justice. I am here today but last week you already found me guilty. You traduced my name around the world without ever having asked me a single question, without ever having contacted me, without ever written to me or telephoned me, without any attempt to contact me whatsoever. And you call that justice.

"Now I want to deal with the pages that relate to me in this dossier and I want to point out areas where there are - let's be charitable and say errors. Then I want to put this in the context where I believe it ought to be. On the very first page of your document about me you assert that I have had 'many meetings' with Saddam Hussein. This is false.

"I have had two meetings with Saddam Hussein, once in 1994 and once in August of 2002. By no stretch of the English language can that be described as "many meetings" with Saddam Hussein.

"As a matter of fact, I have met Saddam Hussein exactly the same number of times as Donald Rumsfeld met him. The difference is Donald Rumsfeld met him to sell him guns and to give him maps the better to target those guns. I met him to try and bring about an end to sanctions, suffering and war....

"You quote Mr Dahar Yassein Ramadan. Well, you have something on me, I've never met Mr Dahar Yassein Ramadan. Your sub-committee apparently has. But I do know that he's your prisoner, I believe he's in Abu Ghraib prison. I believe he is facing war crimes charges, punishable by death. In these circumstances, knowing what the world knows about how you treat prisoners in Abu Ghraib prison, in Bagram Airbase, in Guantanamo Bay, including I may say, British citizens being held in those places.

"I'm not sure how much credibility anyone would put on anything you manage to get from a prisoner in those circumstances. But you quote 13 words from Dahar Yassein Ramadan whom I have never met. If he said what he said, then he is wrong....

"Now, Senator, I gave my heart and soul to oppose the policy that you promoted. I gave my political life's blood to try to stop the mass killing of Iraqis by the sanctions on Iraq which killed one million Iraqis, most of them children, most of them died before they even knew that they were Iraqis, but they died for no other reason other than that they were Iraqis with the misfortune to born at that time. I gave my heart and soul to stop you committing the disaster that you did commit in invading Iraq. And I told the world that your case for the war was a pack of lies.

“I told the world that Iraq, contrary to your claims did not have weapons of mass destruction. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to al-Qaeda. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to the atrocity on 9/11 2001. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that the Iraqi people would resist a British and American invasion of their country and that the fall of Baghdad would not be the beginning of the end, but merely the end of the beginning.

"Senator, in everything I said about Iraq, I turned out to be right and you turned out to be wrong and 100,000 people paid with their lives; 1600 of them American soldiers sent to their deaths on a pack of lies; 15,000 of them wounded, many of them disabled forever on a pack of lies.

If the world had listened to Kofi Annan, whose dismissal you demanded, if the world had listened to President Chirac who you want to paint as some kind of corrupt traitor, if the world had listened to me and the anti-war movement in Britain, we would not be in the disaster that we are in today. Senator, this is the mother of all smokescreens. You are trying to divert attention from the crimes that you supported, from the theft of billions of dollars of Iraq's wealth.

Uncle Jay's Undisputed Truth...

-If you are going to state your opinion on the Internet or any written public forum, know some grammar and use your fucking Spell Check. (I say this after my second edit.)

Posted by Uncle Jay.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Nuke This!

Sign Harry Reid's petition against the Nuclear Option (courtesy of corrente).

Living In The Twilight Zone

This Newsweek story has really pissed off a lot of bloggers. The obvious control over the media by this administration is disheartening. Facts, however, have a way of outliving bullshit and lies, and the legacy that Dumbya will be tagged with will not be the "lofty" one he so brazenly craves.

The Light of Reason (Courtesy of Crooks and Liars) is another good read on the Newsweek debacle. Some relevant portions are posted below.


Yet even as the evidence of our failure continues to mount—and even as more and more people die every single day and the carnage continues without end—the Bush administration and the warhawks continue to insist that we are “winning,” that “freedom is on the march,” and that we are spreading democracy.

People can certainly choose to live in a world built on their own delusions if they wish—but they ought to recognize that facts will inevitably reassert themselves at some point. Fantasies cannot go on forever. Bush’s foreign policy is built on many delusions, including “The Fatal Utopian Delusion.” But this dream world cannot go on much longer. Facts and reality again reasserted themselves for a moment with the Newsweek story—and the hawks have convinced themselves that a retraction will make the undeniable reality vanish, still another time.

And so it might, at least in their own minds. They will be able to return to the fables with which they comfort themselves. But in the meantime, in the real world, people continue to die, people continue to suffer horrible injury, our own troops continue to be brutalized by what they are asked to do, and more and more people throughout the world grow to resent and hate the United States.

Refusing to face and deal with facts carries a tragically high price. That price is exacted from all of those who are the victims of our actions abroad. Victims know what has happened to them, and they know why, and they know who did it.

And they talk. Word gets out. One story in Newsweek doesn’t matter. The truth, indeed, is out there—but Bush and his associates will continue to deny it, their enablers will continue to deny it, and our media will continue to deny it.

Media Matters' Open Letter To The New York Times

Speaking of the press, Media Matters has an Open Letter To The New York Times, which I'll repost here, in its entirety:


As a media watchdog, we believe self-examination by news organizations is always useful, so we welcomed the arrival of The New York Times' recent report, "Preserving Our Readers' Trust." Because a democracy cannot operate without an independent, critical, and responsible press, it is incumbent on news organizations to continually assess their own performance to see if they are fulfilling their obligations to the public. Nonetheless, we are concerned about some of the ideas expressed in the report, and we take issue with some aspects of the Times' reporting that the report does not address.

Because of its importance to the functioning of our political and social life, the press will always be subject to criticism and critique. It is the press' obligation to take such critiques seriously; doing so requires not only responding to legitimate criticism, but having the fortitude and integrity to reject baseless attacks designed only to serve a partisan agenda.

If tomorrow the Times ran an article on its front page headlined "Bush is Second Coming of Christ," conservative activists would charge that it proved the paper's liberal bias because it didn't compliment the color of the president's tie. While we do not doubt that many conservatives genuinely believe that the Times, and the press in general, is biased against them, the "liberal bias" charge is above all a political tool they use to obtain coverage more favorable to their goals. All too often, news organizations have reacted to this pressure from the right by attempting to prove them wrong -- not with more objective reporting, but by giving them what they want. "The press responds to critics on the right by bending over backward not to look liberal," noted former Washington Post ombudsman Geneva Overholser. "The cumulative effect is the opposite: They're tougher on Democrats"
[Eric Boehlert, "The Press v. Al Gore," Rolling Stone, 12/6-13/01]. Though this tendency is not acknowledged in the report, it has been evident in the Times' reporting on numerous occasions.

While there is not space here to list every misstep the Times has committed recently, we would like to point out a number of problems, particularly as they relate to the concerns raised in the report. The first is Elisabeth Bumiller's "White House Letter," about which you have apparently heard from numerous dissatisfied readers but about which the report says nothing. In a recent
interview at Salon.com, departing public editor Daniel Okrent said of Bumiller's reporting: "It just drives people who don't like [President Bush] crazy. It would have been the same if there had been a 'White House Letter' about Clinton 10 years ago." But of course, there was no "White House Letter" offering tender, soft-focus portraits of Bill Clinton. Had there been, conservatives would have been outraged -- and rightly so.

If the White House wants the American people to know what's on the president's iPod or how sweet his communications director is to reporters, it can turn to dozens of less serious news organizations that will happily pass that bit of fluff on to the public. But to waste a Times reporter's time and precious space in the paper on an endless series of People magazine-worthy portraits that read as though they were penned by the White House press office is, frankly, beneath you. This is not to say that every last article about politics in the Times must be serious and high-minded. But the "White House Letter" has been a steady stream of starry-eyed palaver, each installment more sycophantic than the last.

The report mentions the Times' desire to avoid "tendentious" language. This concern is long overdue, but we conclude from the specific examples listed throughout the report that the Times has in mind redressing only the concerns of the right-wing in this regard (for instance, on page 14, the term "religious fundamentalists" is called a "loaded term." Is it really?)Recently progressives, too, have begun to pay attention to the political effects of language, yet nowhere are these concerns reflected in the report. To take one well-known example, at some point conservatives decided to call tax cuts "tax relief," a moniker directly implying that all taxes are oppressive and burdensome. Barely a week goes by in which this phrase does not appear in the pages of The New York Times -- used not by a conservative activist or Republican politician, but by a reporter who undoubtedly repeats it without considering its political implications.

We do not believe that you should be intimidated into changing your own language simply because conservative partisans decide to alter the lexicon. In many cases -- such as the administration's farcical renaming of "suicide bombings" to "homicide bombings" -- the Times has wisely resisted this pressure. But the Times has performed less well in soft-pedaling the administration's plans for Social Security as "personal accounts" rather than privatization, and in
misattributing the phrase "nuclear option" to Democrats, when in fact the term was originated by Republicans before they thought better of it.

We were interested to see that when you defined the "perceived newsroom consensus" you were trying to break out of, you cited "liberal/conservative, religious/secular, urban/suburban/rural,
elitist/white collar/blue collar." The last category in particular suggests that there are three types of Americans: blue collar, white collar, and elitists. If some at the Times believe this, then they have internalized a conservative criticism based not in fact but in a long-term political strategy. Knowing that the key to winning electoral victories lies in expanding their support beyond their base of the wealthy, conservatives have worked to brand progressives and the policies they advocate as "elitist," often in the most Orwellian ways. This strategy is also directed at the news media, and it has become critical to the conservative project to pretend to be oppressed underdogs at a time when their power is nearly absolute. We hope you will contemplate the reasons for and the consequences of your accepting this sort of self-caricature.


This is not to say that the Times' stated intention of "diversifying our vantage point" is not an excellent one, but the Times should do so not out of fear but out of a genuine desire to report on the full scope of American social and political life. In making its case, the Times report perpetuates some of the crudest stereotypes of liberals that the right wing has advanced. For example, on page 14, you appear to suggest that liberals have some unspecified trouble writing about the military, religion, and "the middle of the country."

Your desire to expand coverage of religion is certainly a worthy endeavor, but we hope you won't fall back on the mistaken dichotomy propagated by the right, evident in too much of religion coverage today, that conservatives are religious and liberals are not. This misconception ignores the tens of millions of religious moderates and progressives, glosses over the substantial divisions within religious denominations, and allows people like James Dobson, Tim LaHaye, and Lou Sheldon -- extremist radicals, both politically and theologically -- to pose as mainstream religious figures.

As the Times' editors must understand, your paper occupies a unique place in American journalism, with an ability to set the news agenda and the larger political agenda that is unparalleled among news organizations, even those with vastly larger audiences. This power confers upon you a particular obligation to act responsibly and uphold the highest standards of your profession. We applaud you for looking to "find ways to present more contrarian and unexpected viewpoints in our news pages." We hope that your concern that the paper's perceived liberal viewpoint on its editorial pages not undermine the credibility of its news coverage will not translate into hiring conservative ideologues to report the news, which would serve neither the organization nor Times readers. Your call for diverse viewpoints is laudable, but, as you know, not all debates have two equally valid "sides," and readers should be able to rely on the Times to make those critical distinctions.

This is especially important now, at a time when the current administration has, for all intents and purposes, declared open war on the very idea of an independent press. The administration's conservative allies have simultaneously endeavored to impose a post-modern ideology of doctrinaire relativism on the media, so that all news is seen as ideological and there is no common set of facts on which we can all agree. In this context, the "he said-she said" trap into which the Times and other news organizations so regularly fall becomes particularly pernicious.

On page 13, we learn that the Times apparently takes "great care" in the editing of stories on subjects characterized as "emotional." Among those listed are abortion, gun control, the death penalty and gay marriage -- all so-called social issues on which you appear to conclude that the paper lapses at times into liberal advocacy. May we suggest that subjects like "war" and "national elections" are "emotional" also?And that "great care" ought to be taken when handling them as well?

When the Jayson Blair scandal broke, the Times reacted in extraordinary fashion: the paper's two top editors lost their jobs, and the paper published a 7,100-word, front-page self-flagellation detailing the events leading up to the scandal. This was all well and good, but it led many to wonder why some of the paper's other notable failings in recent years led neither to a similarly tortured apology nor any attempt to hold those responsible accountable. We refer specifically to the run-up to the Iraq war, in which a litany of false claims made by the administration was accepted and passed on without question; the savaging of Al Gore in the Times' news pages during the 2000 election; and the paper's misreporting of Bill and Hillary Clinton's involvement in the Whitewater land deal. In the Iraq case, the Times did publish an article admitting mistakes (buried on the inside pages), but there is little evidence that much has changed as a result -- nor, while you find time to scold yourselves for "cheerleading" on gay marriage, is there even a mention of it in this 15-page report.

There are many more issues, both specific and general, that we could raise about the Times' recent coverage. But as you seek to improve your coverage, we strongly urge you not to make responses to conservative attacks the guideposts of the changes you hope to make. Rest
assured that no matter how unimpeachable the Times' coverage becomes, conservatives will continue to allege that you have a sinister liberal agenda you are foisting on an unsuspecting public. They will always make this charge, regardless of whether they have any evidence to support it, because doing so serves their political purposes. The measure of your success as a newspaper will not be found in kowtowing to their complaints, but in serving the truth and the public that so desperately needs it.